What a productive day…. this would have been.
I woke up at 7:15, so that I could go utilize the best services the government could offer. I was planning to hit the DMV at opening, so that I could avoid the sweaty masses yearning to clog up the freeways. Then it would be a jaunt over to the court, to settle up a traffic ticket. I arrived ten minutes prior to the DMV’s opening, got out of my car, and marvelled at the complete desolation in the parking lot. After grabbing a McGriddle across the street, and chugging down my orange juice, I sat down in my car and checked the clock. 7:59. I was about to get up and test the front doors when it dawned on me.
Monday. Martin Luther King Junior Day. AKA: Sharkey is an idiot day.
Hey, fuck you. The only reason I knew it was Monday in the first place was because I was so angry to be working on Sunday.
Carl? James?Golf Clap?Yes… Golf Clap.*pat**pat**pat*
Who caresI mean no offence to J.R. but unless you go to school or work for the government, most people forget what day it is, Damn us sons of bitches, we dont ever remember the holidays that are sopposed to mean somthing, unless it gets us presents, or laid, we are all going to hell
hebewebei like to call this day \”hebewebe\”he be dead…we be off
I’m dumb tooI was planning on getting some DMV shit done too. And I almost made it all the way out of the house before I remembered it was closed.
no faultBecause the DMV is open on Saturdays some states close the DMV office every Monday so the govt. employees get a 2 day weekend.