[ Blue Peanut M&M Sexually Assaults Woman ]
Cops are hunting a sex fiend dressed as a chocolate peanut.
The pervert – in a blue M&M sweet outfit – attacked a 24-year-old woman on her way home from a party.
But who’s to say this really happened? According to the article the woman “staggered home” and then claims she was assaulted by a man in a “blue fancy dress outfit.” Shit, for all we know she could’ve had drunken sex with one of those blue street-corner mailboxes.
Oh !Wait till he finds out that she has a \”peanut\” oh oh….
M&M’sMelt in your mouth, not in your hand…