[ Judge Suspected Of Masturbating In Court ] – for those of you who didn’t see this yesterday, it gets much better.
“On one occasion, Ms. (Lisa) Foster (Thompson’s court reporter for 15 years), saw Judge Thompson holding his penis up and shaving underneath it with a disposable razor while on the bench,” the petition reads.
Several witnesses, including jurors in Thompson’s court and police officers called to testify in trials, said in the petition they heard the “swooshing” sound of a penis pump during trials and saw the judge slumped in his chair, with his elbows on his knees, working the device. The witnesses said the pump sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up.
Alright, we’re gonna have to tread pretty carefully around this story. It’s like a pun minefield. Hold my hand, we’ll try to make our way out of here together.
Do you think his dissatisfaction with his “size” made him a little hard on the defendants?
…God dammit.
This is bad…Every single person he found guilty in the past 15 years now has a really good reason to be granted an appeal. I hope those few moments of extacy were worth it for the amount of murderers and rapists he’s putting back on the street. But hey, BAMF will be getting alot more readers out of it.