Hey, if you’re going to be a stupid criminal, at the very least, be original. Unlike this fellow.
MILWAUKEE (AP) — Call it the case of the perfect clue. A man handed a note demanding money to a teller at the Wells Fargo Bank Thursday, took the money and fled.
Left behind was the note — written on the back of a paper from the state probation and parole department, complete with the man’s name on it, Deputy Police Chief Brian O’Keefe said Friday.
We’ve done this story already. Multiple times, kids. There was the guy that wrote the demands on his resume. Another guy did it on like the back of a bill. I think one stupid son of a bitch did it on the back of his birth certificate, which was stapled to his drivers license, two credit cards, and a printout of Mapquest directions to his house.
Honestly, just once I’d like to hear something creative coming out of the stupid criminal industry. Like a guy trying to mug Mike Tyson with a spork. I’d clap at that guy’s wake, that nigga had balls and a spark of imagination.
hahaWhere do these dumb asses come from haha!!!
Ok, my planGet a probation notice from the criminal down the street by raiding his mailbox, write my note on back, then go rob a bank in a ski mask.
better plan…have someone make a mask identical to your real face. that way they have no idea of who you are. kinda like those masks of nixon. those are too cliche! OR BETTER YET! wear a see-through mask. they’d never catch you… NEVER!
SporksJust saying spork is funny, attacking Tyson with one…brilliant!
One right here!!Dude that lived down the street from me robbed a bank one mile from here…and everyone are like friends and shit that knew him at the bank.He ran from the bank and came home hahaha dumb fuck!
Happened to meThis sort of thing happened to my family once. When I was 12 these punk kids broke into our house and stole our car. They took it from Toronto to Erie, Pennsylvania before ditching it and carrying on with their crime spree that ended when they drove a porsche into a brick wall down in Florida.Anyhow, the one genius left his REPORT CARD in the trunk of our car! It was a moot point at that time, but even the cops missed it. I found it myself after we’d had the car back for a couple days. He was getting very poor grades too…