*cues Vienna Boys Choir*
*gives signal*
*everyone drinks*
You didn’t think I’d have them sing did you? What kind of sick fuck do you think I am?
The title doesn’t lie, my friends, today is the annual celebration of the earthly naturalization of our progenitor, the CEO of this simian-infested playground, Sharkey. So, if you’ve got one, take a minute and drop by the forums to wish the MoFo a happy birthday and a thanks for keeping this place running for so long.
And remember MoFos, when you talk to God, it is called Religion. When God talks to you, it is called schizophrenia.