Great Kid, Don’t Get Cocky!

Harrison Ford fucking owns Paul Bettany

Bettany, 34, spent three days attempting to ‘beat up’ the INDIANA JONES actor in choreographed shots, but insists the 63-year-old actor is unbreakable in a fight.

“I threw that man through a window seven times and he landed on his head, got up, rebuilt the window with the crew and then got thrown through it again. I hit that man in the stomach and he said, ‘Could you just land it a bit harder so I could feel it?’ So I landed it a bit harder and he wanted a bit more so he could react to it. Finally, I just wound one up and let loose on him and he said, ‘That’s it!’

“It was the most humiliating day of my life.”

Bettany is a frail little ponce, that’s for sure. But it’s pretty cool that Ford wanted him to wail on his midsection and only responded with “That’s it!” once Bettany obliged.

This is almost as pleasing to me as the time Gene Hackman beat the crap out of those assholes on the street that one time. I love when the icons who made me starry eyed as a kid can kick a little ass in their old age. It’s going to make it far more difficult if/when they finally die though. I’m not sure Harrison Ford can actually be killed though, so I might be fretting over nothing.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

4 comments

  1. But…Did Bettany get the infamous \”Harrison Ford Fingerâ„¢\”?You just don’t fuck with the Finger of Ford.

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