I received a precious piece of news from Vit0, who summed the whole shebang up by stating “fukin broads all do anything to drop the tons… ok to be ‘politically correct’ prolly the lotionboi’s t00.” What is he talking about? The latest diet phenominon, of course. Dig:
Starting December 1, a plump porn star named Kim Kelly hopes to lose between 10 and 20 pounds by spending 30 days on a diet consisting largely of semen — or as she prefers, “man juice.”
So far, more than 800 men have offered to help Kelly with her diet and she’s currently screening applicants thoroughly for STDs.
Although nutrition experts agree “man juice” is high in zinc and other nutrients, there’s no officially recommended daily allowance.
…God does so love a visionary. I think we should all start getting the wimmenfolk to start taking up this diet. Although telling them that they’re asses are starting to jiggle is not the way to get a hummer, so just suggest it as a uh… a health fad. Like that all protein, low carbs shit. In fact, this all fits into that anyway. Besides ladies, have a look! Guys and girls alike are getting on the man-juice train!
Christmas is coming. Start saving up reserve diet product for the lil’ woman in your life. And since you might need something to store it in, the BAMF Beer Stein is back. It’s uh… multipurpose. Honest.
