Good For You, Pan-Man

For all of you sexless bastards sitting at home, using your own tears as a masturbatory lubricant and thinking that you’ll never, ever land a good woman… there is hope. I mean if the Peter Pan guy can get laid, just about anybody* can get laid.

*Anybody excluding Harry Knowles

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

2 comments

  1. “I was introduced as “50 year old Randy Constan, The Real Living Peter Pan. ” Of course I’m not very camera shy, and had to dance a little when I came on. I later corrected his intro, explaining that I’m “5”, since I don’t count the 2nd digit in my age anymore.”

    i think that says it all.

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