God Does Like Me!

Natalie Portman had better not be teasing us like that Closer debacle. She has yet again decided to shed her clothes on film.

The film is a historical drama which focuses on the revered artist Francisco Goya. Portman plays the artist’s muse, who becomes wrapped up in a controversy after being accused of being a heretic by a Monk. Portman will appear nude during the movie’s torture scenes.

My wang remains skeptically optimistic.

…vertically skeptically optimistic.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

4 comments

  1. mandatory subject lines are gay’Portman will appear nude during the movie’s torture scenes.’Portman’s cut nudity from Closer was a torture scene of its own. Or should have been. Yes.Odds of this actually getting into the film are looking a little better, though the context is.. um, worrying.

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