In a sudden turn against the Gnome Liberation Front, a rebel group from Bartlett, IL have been apprehended and are awaiting trial on charges of liberating no less than 57 gnomes that were previously being held against their wills, forced into slave labor tending garden, gaurding newspapers, and taunting passerby. The two revolutionaries arrested, ages 15 and 16, are to be revered not just for their social maturity but also for their sheer tenacity at such a young age. No connection with Al-Queda or Hamas has been found, but curiously authorities from Bartlett continue to search for clues due to having nothing better to do.
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