Give Boobs A Chance

Well, I didn’t want to talk about her, but you people have forced my hand. There’s a little Asian chick out there who’s looking for nerds like you and I to fund her boob job. I personally find her entrepreneurial spirit to be a breath of fresh air. Especially when I hear things like this:

Warning: There are no ‘nudes’ here (I’m not that kind of girl!!). I will consider posting a tasteful topless photo if this site succeeds and I get new boobs.

Way to go sweetcheeks. Thousands of horny Asian fetishists will wager a buck on whether or not you’ll let the funbags out once they’ve been Super-Sized.

Personally, I’m not a fan of fakies, but you’ve gotta admire her spirit. Besides, she’s probably not going to get her tits upgraded anyway. She’s probably not even a woman, so I tip my bottle of NyQuil to another ingenious scam. G’night all.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

9 comments

  1. sure i can donate and MAYBE see some titsOR i can just wander on over to uh-oh.com and see lots of nakie asians for free.oh yeah, and whats up with her not showing her face in her photo gallery?

  2. CarmenI’ve seen those boobs in real life. Well, not flopping about, but a bunch of cleavage. (I was at Battle Bots 4.0 w/ my bro, bot: New Cruelty ). They are just covered in veins, its pretty sick. 🙁

  3. wtfone word describes how I feel. BAH. Fuck it. And I feel bad for the suckers that donate towards it. Wait…No I dont. Fucking Losers.

  4. Bah…Fuck fake tits.. And the lease she could do for people donating THOUSANDS of dollars is to have a naked before AND many naked afters. Fucking money sucking whore. Fucking suckers have already donated over a thousand dollars!

  5. such a scamshe knows she’ll get the money. what if she doesnt even spend it on a boob job, you know? she doesn’t have any contract saying that she promises to show anything as a result or anything. i mean, for all we know, she could photoshop another pair of tits like she did on the main page and have 4500 bucks to blow on whatever she wants. this whole thing is fucking retarded.

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