Britney Spears has had a busy day. First she decided to refuse to return her soon-to-be-substance-abusing kids to their father, then had to be wheeled out of her house by paramedics and held as either an overdose or attempted suicide case (can’t it be both?), and finally ended this lovely Friday by having her custody rights completely stripped away.
Any of you forumites who chose her in the 2008 dead pool… smart choice. It’s downright tragic that none of us are surprised by this shit anymore, but with a basket case like her, it’s to be expected. Her inevitable death-by-overdose (be it drugs or McDonalds) will be far less shocking than Anna Nicole’s, and undoubtedly (and annoyingly) more widely covered by the media. I’m just going on record to say that unless she does something completely original, like kidnapping her kids and driving into the grand canyon, I refuse to state anything on this site other than “Surprised?” when she eventually shuffles her shoeless feet off of this mortal coil. In fact, I’m going to save myself some time and save that draft now. It may be morbid, but you can’t argue that it isn’t practical.
Yeah, for as fucked up as she is, I can’t see those kids as being any better off with K-Fed. Or her parents….or his parents. Or her sister. Damn those kids are fucked!