[ Free Ice Cream Cone Day @ Ben & Jerrys ] – I reccommend the Phish Food or Coffee Heath Bar Crunch. If you need help beating the crowds, I reccommend the following:
- (1) 1 small girl, preferably disgustingly cute
- (1) 1 bag full of nickels
Take the girl and the bag to around the middle of the line. Have the girl drop the bag so that the nickels shoot out across the expanse of the line. When everyone kneels down to pick them up, start shoving. When you and the little girl are to the front of the line, have the little girl start crying her little eyes out. She will plead for her lost money, and every person with a soul will return the nickels, completely forgetting that you were not in front of them. Give the little girl a free ice cream cone for her troubles.
If there is another set of people using my instructions already, you can use the sack of nickels to bludgeon your way to the front of the line. Keep both ice cream cones, since the little girl was useless to you.
good use of nickelsCold. Calculated. Reckless. I like it.
instead of nicklesmaybe you could just use the girl to bludgeon people. now THATS efficiency… said the guy with a really late post reply. :sob: