Top 7 Resons Why They Should Turn El Toro into an International Airport
(El Toro Marine Base, El Toro CA.)
If you don't live in Orange County, this doesn't apply to you.

7. It would provide a close convenient airport for Orange County.

Yeah, unlike that one across town. --Sharkey

6. We would no longer have airshows featuring the Blue Angels. At least we could watch some dramatic take-offs of airliners. Especially 747's.

5. I love the smell of jet feul in the morning.

4. Watching arrival/departure TV screens is more entertaining than watching regular TV.

3. 747's baby, 747's.

2. Hare Krishnas need somewhere to hang out, it's a lot better than having them hang out at your house.

1. Stewardess babes representing all the major pie groups.

Is that what they mean by "Flying the friendly skies?" --Sharkey