Mc-Coyisms: Tribute to the late Deforest Kelley

7. I'm just an old country doctor

6. I'm a doctor, not a mechanic

5. I know engineers, they love to change things.

4. I'm a doctor, not an escalator.

3. There's one casualty, my wits. As in: Frightened out of.

2. You green blooded Vulcan.

1. He's dead Jim.

He certainly is. --Sharkey