An 81-year-old German dropped his trousers and lost his wallet when two young women asked him to join them in a nude photo shoot but they fled with his belongings as he stripped, police said Monday.
“After the pensioner had removed his trousers in eager anticipation, the women left in a hurry,” taking the man’s wallet with about 250 euros in cash, police in the western city of Wiesbaden said in a statement.
Yeah, it’s a funny story, and the poor bastard was stupid to trust the devil. My problem with this story is that the women were a little too crafty. True, there are a lot of gold digging bitches out there. True, there are a lot of women who know that the fastest way to a man’s wallet is through his wang. The problem is that if women ever figured out that they might be able to get that money without screwing us (wives) or getting naked (strippers), life would become quite difficult for a lot of men. I’m not saying that all women would cause a problem, but the ones that did would need to be eliminated, lest they infect the minds of the others. The idea really sucks, because usually the gold digging bitches are the hottest.
I’ll probably have to get gay guys to do the executions, now that I think about it. If they can talk dudes out of their money for the slightest hint of sexual activity, I can’t imagine what they’d do to stay out of an oven.
He got “Penguined”This she-devil trick is nothing new, it’s called a \”Penguin\”. The bitch takes your wallet while your pants are around your ankles, when you give chase you look like a penguin.
penguinyeah, i know its nothing new, i just dont like it being in the news. its going to give other bitches ideas.
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TipRemember kids, if this happens to you, have the girl strip first, then if she steals your stuff and bails, at least you got a show. Oh, and don’t carry cash, just cards, then when stolen you just cancel it and they went through the whole thing for nothing.