Fuck Brett Ratner

OK… so that’s it for X-Men 3. Time to send some monkeys to tear Ratner’s eyes out of his sockets and insert them into his anus so he can see something comparable to the kind of shit he’s been forcing us to endure over the years.

They obviously cut the bit where he’s supposed to add “bitch,” but you get the idea. Good God almighty, is this going to be terrible.

Speaking of terrible, this Aquaman preview smells about as bad as a rank Atlantean pussy.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

8 comments

  1. mandatory subject lines are gayOh sweet merciful christ. As soon as i saw Vinnie’s name on imdb, i knew it was going to be not great at best. The only decent film he’s been in was one where he had one line. (gone in 60 seconds)Oh well, at least we can rest assured that Supes will be good.

  2. ^^^^^LockStock and Snatch? Both awesome movies.And holy shit I can’t believe the report of them working that into the movie was not a joke.

  3. lmao..so…not that familiar with the juggernaught character, is that \”do you know who i am..?\” shit actually somthing he says or did the really steal that from the \”juggernaught bitch\” video?funny as hell if they did…think everyone whose seen the vid will scream BITCH soon as that line comes out in the movie. matter of fact, anyone who sees this in the teatre MUST do so! collectively everyone shout BITCH at the end of his line! they’re pussies for leaving it out.aquaman seems dumb. love ving rhames an all because the guys just too cool but not his kinda movie im thinking… after all, black people dont swim…

  4. AquamanYea, it wasn’t an Aquaman movie. It was some shitty series called \”Mercy Reef\” getting pitched to the new UPN/WB hybrid channel. Needless to say, they didn’t pick it up. What a suprise…

  5. Blatant SarcasmThank god Benjamin Bratt is in Aquaman, cuz for a second there, I thought it was going to suck.

  6. YepJust saw it. He freakin’ says it and you can tell who has seen the clip cause they laughed really hard. Anyone know if Jugs says this in a comic or something, or did they steal it from that internet clip?

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