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A new X-ray machine at London’s Heathrow airport, which sees through passengers’ clothes, has been attacked by civil liberties campaigners as a “voyeur’s charter.”

The machine uses low-level radiation to see through clothing, producing an anatomically detailed black and white image of the body underneath.

Capable of detecting solid objects concealed under clothing, it started a four month trial in October.

Ahhh… and now the terrorism “scam” comes full circle. It was all just a farce to see up women’s skirts.

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By Sharkey

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1 comment

  1. Ahh…..Looking up Womens Skirts is EZ, getting into them is the hard part….I say the Low-Tech inexpensive way is better…..Order them to Dis-Robe, cavity search for WMD’s then hand them a sticker that reads: \” I just got felt and all i got was this lousy sticker \”NEXT…..KEEP THE LINE MOVING LADY’S!!!!!

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