Wilmer Valderrama was on Stern yesterday and apparently spilled the beans on his sex life, and was about as humble as can be. And by humble, I mean he sounded like a complete fucking prick. You’ve gotta admire the man’s balls though, especially since they’re close to a still-within-regulation-sized cock that he seems to think is quite special.
Howard said that he had a list of women with whom Wilmer allegedly has had sex and wanted his thoughts on each of them. The first name Howard mentioned was Jennifer Love Hewitt, who Wilmer replied “was an eight.”
Because of the number of A-Listers on Wilmer’s list of sexual partners, Howard asked him if he’s well-endowed. Wilmer responded that he’s “been blessed” in that department, before saying that his penis is more than eight inches long.
The dude claimed to have bagged a number of starlets, including Jennifer Love Hewitt, Mandy Moore, and Ashlee Simpson. Apparently Ashlee was a screamer in the sack, which is funny considering all the vocal help she needed on SNL.
For some reason…… I just see him at some club, all pissed out of his tree, saying in his best Fez voice;\”SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!\”I won’t believe it until someone steals, and posts Wilmer’s camera phone pics of Mandy.
pics?don’t you mean videos? of all of them?