For anyone to rate a blowjob anything less than swank they must be some kind of rumploving homoqueer (not that there’s anything wrong with that). You all gotta be the kind of homoqueer rumplovers who walk around with poles up their ass for the principle of it. You tightasses need to loosen up.
What kind of sickfuck would prefer having shitcrusted, asschafing mandingorod piledriven 9″ up their poopchute by Prison Bubba instead of knobslobification by the slice of their choice? A dickless sociopathic bitch, that’s who.
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yikesHave some slut maul your cock with her buckteeth and tell me it can’t possibly be \”less than swank\”
SEngrishThat’s a mauling, not a blowjob. Subtle but important difference.Like the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
Ummmm1. You state the obvious2. What was the point of that? If it was \”make normal hetero individuals completely nauseous\”, you hath succeeded.(keep on ranting, though. they can’t all be gems)
wellNow I’m confused
geniusesMaybe I overestimated my audience. Read \”It’s not the size of the prize, it’s the motion in the ocean.\” Reread \”Ernie: ‘You’re my bitch, Bert.’Too subtle, by far.
gdBJs arent that good. Sex is approximately 3.7 times better.
NiceYou misspelled your link genius.
well…youre telling me gay guys dont blow eachother?
suck itGo fuck yourselfNo, I’m saying you’re worse than gays who enjoy both kinds of sodomy. You’re gays who only take it up the ass. Not even tops. Just bottoms. Fukkin catchers.
hmwhats this deep hatred you have for gay people? they obviously like it in the ass. whatever, i mean, to them, that’s better than a woman blowing them. that’s why they’re gay.
hataNo, it’s not about gays. It’s about people who don’t like blowjobs. Reading comprehension, chico.
toolsTo anyone in utter confusion on this…read the previous rants.Hmm…lets see. Why would a blowjob get low ratings?1) Fear of cum2) Deepseated homosexual repression3) Past experiences with blowingNors, perhaps the rest of these fuckers don’t like it when their boyfriend shoots a hot load into their mouth. It reminds them of daddy.
Reading Comprehension?Norstrin, you are a complete cumfunnel.Could it possible be that it’s not everyone else’s reading comprehension? Could it be the shit you drop here and claim in the name of prose and \”teh funny\”? Sharkey should have saved everyone the headache and just hired some kid from the mental ward with his slobbered on crayon. We’d still have the same quality and sharkey could have written it off on his taxes or at least counted it toward his community service hours.
blarghBubba sez: fuck reason. Mandingorod awaits. Bend over, Bert.
Spider’s caught some fliesWell lookitat. Someone…let’s see is it pseud or comeback kid–they are so Gemini-like it’s hard to figure out which is which–decided to take the anonymity of their Webtardnet a step farther and not even use their real name.Well kudos to you. You’re a real American Hero. Without you, Internet denizens would have no benchmark for idiocy. You set the bar low enough for us all to overachieve. This one’s for you, 4um Kiddiot Man.
ha…It truly cracks me up when you try to prove just how intellectual you think you are and fall horribly on your face. If you weren’t shoved so far up Raygun’s ass, you wouldn’t even have posting rights here. You have yet to actually post anything that could even be considered a rant. You’ve yet to make any real sense at all even with several posts that run together. The only people laughing are the ones laughing at your idiocy. Without pie, your rants are nothing. Even then, they are still not even a rant. Next poster please.
…Who said anything about ‘intellectual’? Oh, you must mean it requires something above a 6th grade reading level. I’ll try to simplify. Cheers.