Electra Ready To Deflate

Yeah Carmen, go ahead and deflate 'em. After all, you've always got your acting talents to fall back on. ...wait, I forgot, you're deflating them. Sorry.Bad news for Carmen Electra fans, if there are any left. Seems that the star of… well, whatever she gets naked in, has decided that she needs less of a rack. And no, sadly, it is not so that she can make room for a third tit like that chick in Total Recall.

…what? You were all thinking the same damn thing.

From IMDB.com

Former Baywatch beauty Carmen Electra is set to leave her hordes of male fans hugely disappointed – because she’s considering having her breasts reduced. The sexy actress, married to rocker Dave Navarro, had her chest size boosted in the 90s, but now often has regrets about not having stayed natural. Electra says, “I had nice breasts to begin with. They weren’t the biggest boobs (but) I just think it was really trendy (to have implants) at a certain time and I decided to do it. There’s moments when I think it’s kind of silly and I wish I would’ve just stayed natural.” She adds of her husband Navarro, “He actually wants me to get ’em bigger but I said no.”

Meh, she’s getting old anyway, so I guess it’s better to bow out gracefully rather than age horribly in the public eye. Besides, I would imagine that most 80-year-old women wouldn’t want to carry around silicone (or saline) all the time. She’d be kneeing them into people’s faces every time she took a walk.

Then again, Harry Knowles probably has the same problem. Maybe an industrial strength Bro is the answer.

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By Sharkey

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3 comments

  1. She’ll Get Them AgainAs soon as everyone starts ignoring her because she doesn’t have tits she’ll get them bigger than before.

  2. NopeThis is around 2 weeks old. She’s not having them removed, she’s just expressing regret that she had them put in.

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