Seriously Britain, you just keep digging yourself in deeper and deeper, don’t you?
A squirrel is spreading terror in a Cheshire town where it keeps attacking people.
Children have been attacked, grown men chased and residents of Knutsford, central England, are fearful of letting their kids out to play, the Times newspaper said.
Local resident Blanche Kellye said the problem was not funny. “Everyone round here is living in fear…it’s a vicious little thing. I’ll never trust squirrels again.”
*shakes head in shame*
Next thing you know they’ll be afraid of France. Fucking pansies.
