*Dusts Off Hands*

You did good kid, but they’ll be back. You just joined Exosquad.

From: Fox
Subject: The BAMF grapevine travels fast, apparently!

https://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=816&ncid=816&e=2&u=/ap/20030513/ap_on_fe_st/no_more_klingon

Search for Klingon Interpreter called off

Apparently due to tongue-in-cheek news reports.

*silence*

*polite applause for Sharkey and his Simian hordes*

Fox

Sharkey: “Seems like our work is done here. Time to pack it up and get shitty liquored up.”

Simian Infantry: “But sir, you’re already drunk. “

Sharkey: “That makes sense, you’re a talking monkey and I’m riding an elephant in a kilt. It must be Tuesday.”

Published
Categorized as News

By Sharkey

I run bamf.

9 comments

  1. Actually, it was because of…This radio show here in portland where this is happening.www.larslarson.comDiane Linn, the Multnomah county commisioner called in and explained that she hadn’t heard about it before it hit the press, and as soon as she heard about it, she shut it down.

  2. ObviouslyYou’re one of those geeks who has to nitpick the living shit out of everything as if it were serious. Like pulling apart the physics of a Star Trek episode, which is fucking fiction. This is fucking humor, dipshit. I think reality goes out the window the minute I start talking to monkeys.

  3. dayomnwho started the fire because there sure are lots of flames on this site lately! HAHAHAHAHA*pelted with rocks

  4. I am aHahahaha But everything on Star Trek is true. What happened Sharky? This site used to be cool, I mean aside from the slice posts, which were nowhere to be found for quite a long time, bamf is reduced to a shadow of it’s former glory. Have the monkey’s risen up and overthrown their master? Cause it certainly seems as though a bunch of primates are now running the show.

  5. We may not be in Kansas anymore…But, even if this site is taking on the aura of a room full of old crappily written news articles that have been covered with poop by feces flinging monkeys, I still prefer it over slashdot.

  6. every siteEvery site used to be better in the day. /. now has a subscription, badassmofo isn’t funny, shacknews has mercury, foxnews.com is biased.Sincerely,Every Dumbass Whiny Bitch

  7. still cooli still come to this site everyday. this ight is still cool, and at least updates are pretty regular, unlike the campus rag. some of you have forgotten, or may not have seen the site, when more than 2 or 3 people contributed to the front page. if you don’t like the site, fuck you, go elsewhere…oh yeah, the slices are still way cool.

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