Dude, That Snotty Witch Chick Is Growing Boobies

Just saw Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban tonight, and considering that it’s nearly 4AM, I’ll reserve most of my comments until the morning. But I will give you this bit to chew on:

I noticed that a lot of people who had read the book seemed pretty satisfied with the movie. A lot of them even said it was their favorite of the three films. I, however, thought it was the worst of the three, simply because the story seemed riddled with missing chunks. Which, of course, made it somewhat boring.

Cry out you little Harry Potter nerds, I’ll have more for you tomorrow. And just because I mentioned the little witch boobies doesn’t mean I want to hear that you think she’s hot. Save it for the judge, pervert.

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By Sharkey

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16 comments

  1. Hermione.. mmm…I liked the darker tone of the film though, and appreciate that the kids don’t look 12 years old anymore. Though that Malfoy kid looks like a total poser.

  2. boobiesd))d she is so hot. don’t deny you want to touch teh 14 year old boobies!!!!!!!111one

  3. WAT THA FUCK!!What 20-somethin year 0old (Sharkey) maybe even 30 years old goes to see Harry Potter? What the fuck!?!?

  4. Harry PotterThe movie seemed a bit rushed in my opinion. I would have liked to see it a bit longer, that way they could have put in a few scenes that I thought were important.

  5. truth is..she is hot, who cares. honestly though i didn’t notice any boobies. i hope malfoy bones her in the next one so that the red haired sissy cries.

  6. yeah rightI don’t remember having a \”Malfoy bones Hermione\” section in book 4, so i doubt that.

  7. daaaamnthe bitch who writes the books has already confirmed numerous times they won’t be hooking up, not even a drunk fuck – ouch

  8. Pot-HeadsJeeziz you dorks. She’s 13 or 14, put jer dicks back in jer pants! I’m with Sharkey, the tone great, but there seems to be big chunks missing from the storyline. I’ll just have to listen to the next book on tape, er CD..er MP3. Sod off you meister-chow swillin’ chiba monkeys.

  9. I liked itI thought it was cool. I was sorta bored by the first two, and might not have bought a ticket if this one had the same director. The movie was just fucking cool, especially the eagle-horse thing.

  10. harry Potter sucksIt’s all hype just like that sHARRON sTONE MOVIE. i CAN’T BELEIVE IT TOOK YOU THREE MOVIES TO REALIZE ahrry potter sucks!tHE FIRST MOVIE WAS SO SLOW AND BORING ONLY A RETARD’S ATTENTION COULD BE KEPT. tHE SECOND TIME i EVER WALKED OUT OF A MOVIE THEATER AND PROUD OF IT. wHAT A pos FRANCHISE!damn caps lock was down and I’m not fixing it.

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