Chris Benoit and his family were found dead at their home in Fayetteville, Georgia. That’s pretty tragic. I actually saw that guy wrestle one time, at the one and only wrestling match that I’ve ever attended.
Investigators have not disclosed exactly how the three died. But Fayette County District Attorney Scott Ballard said investigators were not seeking any suspects outside the home where Benoit apparently took his own life after killing his wife and son.
“We’re viewing it at the moment as a murder-suicide,” Ballard told CNN.
“We aren’t foreclosing the possibility that it might be a triple murder but our belief at the present time is that there is no killer at large,” he added.
Benoit’s employer, World Wrestling Entertainment, said in a statement on its Web site that he canceled two events in Texas over the weekend, citing an undisclosed family emergency.
It took sifting through the first five articles on Google News before I could find one that didn’t use the word “bizarre” about fifteen times throughout its body.
My cousin will be devastated if this is all true. Though he admits is a “reformed” WWF/E fanatic, he can still be found watching the latest episodes every week when he thinks nobody is around.
crippler crossface !!
Soap opera for dudes.
Freak strangled his wife and then watched the Champions thing with his son before smothering the little guy that night.
That’s what steroids will do to someone.
SHARKEY THIS SITE’S BECOME FUCKING BULLSHIT, MAN.
RAGHEADS DUMPING ARABIC SHIT IN HERE…YOU SURE THEY AIN’T RECRUITING YOUNG IMPRESSIONABLE DOUCHEBAGS IN THE US AND USING YOUR SITE TO DO IT?
ANYWAY, BENOIT WAS A FUCKIN’ TOOL WHO BOUGHT INTO HIS GIMMICK. LOW TESTOSTERONE LEVELS=MICROPENIS. PROLLY UPSET THAT HIS RETARDED DWARF OF A SON GOT BLESSED WITH BIGGER BALLS THAN HE HAD. ITS TRUE….FRAGILE X BOYS TEND TO HAVE BALLS 2X NORMAL SIZE. SO, BENOIT CROSSFACED HIS OWN SON AND RETARD BOY PROLLY TRIED TO TAP OUT, BUT DADDY JUST GRUNTED AND SAID, “SHHHHHHHHHHHHH. SLEEEEEEP.” DAVE HEBNER CAME INTO THE ROOM, RAISED THE BOY’S HAND UP THREE TIMES AND THEN RANG THE BELL. BENOIT WENT TO THE CELLAR, WHISPERED SWEET NOTHINGS TO HIS DEAD MACHO GAY MEXICAN’T LOVER EDDIE GUERRERO AND SAID, “I’M COMIN’ HOME, EDUARDO!” HE COILED THE WEIGHT MACHINE’S CORD AROUND HIS NECK WITH ALL THE WEIGHTS ON, WENT LIMP, HAD HIMSELF AN AUTO EROTIC ASPHYXIATION ORGASM LIKE MICHAEL HUTCHENCE, SHAT IN HIS PEGASUS TIGHTS, WITH THE LAST THOUGHT BEFORE THE FINAL TAPOUT BEING, “NOW I’M LEGENDARY…”
AW FUCK Says:
*Excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces*