I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiance’s mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.
When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred…then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door. There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.
Abby, should I tell my fianc,e’ what her parents did, and that I thought their “little test” was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?
Don’t ask don’t tellDon’t say shit man. just let it ride and be glad you didn’t have a condom in your wallet.
done see this…seen this before. what i’ve always wondered is if the dad was standing outside how long would he wait before goin in? would he wait till buddy was fuckin his wife or wait till after the copulation was done?
damnThat’s priceless.
And Snopes is therehttp://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/dearabby.htm
um..trying to overthrow Orion as King of Old News™?
wowHello last month, I’ve missed you dearly
lolPriceless indeed
!!!!I think that was just about the most disrespectfull thing ive ever heard. I think you should tell her about it, of course not like: \”Hi honey, your mom tried to fuck me, but dont worry, it was just a test\”. But break it to her lightly. I would be madly pissed off i someone did that to me. goddamn.
Dear FlabbyI would’ve strolled outside and fucked the dad…
ROFLAhaHhAhAHhahAhaHhA
wowthat’s some funny shit!
eh?Dude, this joke is older than time itself.
WrongI would put money on time being older than this joke actually…
idiotIf this story was copper, it would have turned green already.
YarI ‘ve heard this before. But without the condom part.
YarI ‘ve heard this before. But without the condom part.
oldquite possibly the funniest thing i’ve heard……….last month
jacko fucks it up the ass once againGood job, splort!
man..what to do…dude no worries man just tell her that her mom is a horny little slut