*Cue “Green Acres” Theme

I’m up at my parent’s ranch in Washington. Really odd to say that, as my parents are such dedicated city folk. They decided that for their retirement they’d like to spend summers up here on this huge plot of land in the middle of nowhere, and the winters back in sunny So Cal. They’ve been doing it for awhile and love it, so I finally decided to come and see what all the excitement was about. After a day up here, I can see why, with one exception: 26.6k Internet access. I think the tubes for their interweb connection consist of the latest in tin-can-and-string technology. I’ll try to post the SOTD in a little while, if I can get a few hours to dedicate to the effort.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

5 comments

  1. Can’t believe it…Good luck with the dialup.I just have one question….Paris Hilton SOTD?!? Wha?! You bitch about Miss Butterface-Ferguson being up there, but that lazy-eyed cunt gets a pass? She and Pamela Anderson…..yeesh….I don’t get it.

  2. him have to have diawupDag man, it’s 2 bad about the parental units brah, hopefully they can get some chill time in so cal though

  3. Cool…Just don’t steal cell phones and start texting people. I think the last time that happened, a bunch of christians got offended.

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