Crust Of The Day: Britney Spears

Oh God… why didn’t this happen like 6 years ago? Seeing a twice-preggified Britney Spears naked in Harper’s magazine just isn’t the way to start my day. It’s a way to end it, along with me jabbing sporks into my eyesockets to prevent the visions from recurring.

On that note, enjoy the pics.

So on that note, I’m going to go throw up a little in the sink and then be right back with you.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

13 comments

  1. NooooooI just smoked 4 cigarettes on a long ass walk which made me want to throw up. Now this. Go to hell Sharkey. Barf.

  2. urmI can’t be the only one who thinks some of these pics are hot? Shit, they’re the hottest britney pics we’ve had in years…sad but true my friends.

  3. postJust because she’s wearing makeup, doesn’t make her hot.I could post the hottest pictures of my asshole possible, smothered in blush, and they would still make you want to vomit.

  4. airburshed to hellAll this airbrushing drives me nuts, every magazine has every woman with totally umblemished skin. It looks so unrealistic and false but then I guess those two words totally sum up Hollywood anyway.

  5. WhoreAnyone else think that she looks like a mildly retarded, young, French boy in the picture with her holding that fencing mask/crocthet helmet thing and the iron neck scrunchie?

  6. hmmm.yeah, because after two kids and \”no cosmetic surgery\” she still has no stretchmarks or cellulite. right, right.but i’ll say this; i’m glad they airbrushed it. after hearing about the horror of when she dressed herself for some tv show (dateline? i don’t remember) anything would be a step up. a potato sack, actually, could do wonders.her stylist should get on that.

  7. Id throw it to her…Ok, fuck it. For some strange motherfucking reason, I find pregnant women really hot (most of the time)… and while I’ve NEVER been a Brit fan — Xtina for me — I’d fuck the shit out of her airbrushed traierpark ass…just once.And then I would cut my own throat.

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