Chicka-Dee-Chyna

I apologize for the title of this post, but I heard that song the other day, and now you must suffer as well.

Hey, speaking of suffering, did you hear that the man-woman Chyna has now joined the ranks of the rich and famous with explicit sex tapes of themselves floating around. …yeah. Exciting.

True, this is the Enquirer (not to be confused with the Inquirer) but I usually tend to trust when third rate hollywood skanks supposedly have fucky sucky footage of themselves. Oops, I just happened to join a fledgeling trend and “accidentally” boosted my career by being a whore, which is oddly enough, my profession. Too bad it had to be a woman who could flex during sex and squish your junk with her labia like she was mashing a banana.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

11 comments

  1. commenti saw stern last week for about 10 minutes. she was on talking about how she wanted to sell the sex video. then i saw the preview of her singing so i changed the channel fast

  2. OkYou act like what she did was bad?…..Confess, you love this shit or wouldn’t be posting it!….There. there……It will get better i promise!

  3. bad? Nossir, not bad by any stretch of the imagination. I’m just saying I’m sorry it was her and not someone I could jerk off to.

  4. I have it!I downloaded it via Bit-torrent last night. I would share it on the \”Pie\” forum, but some slackass burned my account there.Oh well… its rather interesting…-R

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