Longtime wrote in to let me know about the latest bout of fast food related brawlin’. Seems that a man in Iowa was none too pleased to find a chalupa in the bag with his cinnamon twists.
Nancy Harrison told police she was working the drive-through Thursday night when Christopher Lame, 24, ordered some food.
He later came into the store, complaining he didn’t get the taco he had ordered, police records say. Harrison said that when she asked for a receipt, he went back to his car and brought back the bag.
Harrison said she told him the store was closing, and as she turned away, a chalupa hit her in the face near her right eye. She said she ran into the parking lot and took down the license number as the motorist was driving away.
You know, I really feel for this poor guy. He’s tired, he’s hungry, he’s been mocked his entire life due to losing the surname lottery… and all he wants is the right fucking taco. Maybe he doesn’t like the chalupa, maybe he’s a big fan of those double-wrapped tacos that has the hard and soft shells.
So he’s sitting there, staring at this chalupa that he didn’t order, and he starts thinking back to earlier that day when his boss emasculated him in front of all his good looking coworkers. Then he remembers the time his ex-girlfriend made out with his cousin in that broom closet and then drunkedly confessed that he got the bad genitalia genes in the family. Then he remembers way back to his grade school days when everybody picked on his stupid fucking name and how they all laughed at him that time he got stung by all those bees by the horticulture lab.
Then he just. fucking. snapped.
Chalupa attacks baby, they come on strong. And now I’m pretty fucking hungry.
Minimum wage bitchAll the bitch had to do was give the man his fucking taco and tell him to have a nice day, but instead she’s all \”the store is closing\”. He shouldn’t have thrown it at her, he should have crammed it down her god damned throat.
HAHAHAHAHow lame !