Hey, if you’re going to be a stupid criminal, at the very least, be original. Unlike this fellow.
MILWAUKEE (AP) — Call it the case of the perfect clue. A man handed a note demanding money to a teller at the Wells Fargo Bank Thursday, took the money and fled.
Left behind was the note — written on the back of a paper from the state probation and parole department, complete with the man’s name on it, Deputy Police Chief Brian O’Keefe said Friday.
We’ve done this story already. Multiple times, kids. There was the guy that wrote the demands on his resume. Another guy did it on like the back of a bill. I think one stupid son of a bitch did it on the back of his birth certificate, which was stapled to his drivers license, two credit cards, and a printout of Mapquest directions to his house.
Honestly, just once I’d like to hear something creative coming out of the stupid criminal industry. Like a guy trying to mug Mike Tyson with a spork. I’d clap at that guy’s wake, that nigga had balls and a spark of imagination.