Category: News

Are you fucking serious with this shit?

The new film from Elton John’s Rocket Pictures will have the seven-foot extraterrestrial give the characters from Pride and Prejudice something more immediate to worry about than making advantageous marriages

And people mock Howard the Duck.

Suckers

Meet the Turbaconducken.

You know its been overdone to death when you have not one, but two NYTimes articles about a Jane Austen Zombie mashup.

Now if it was Zombie Simpsons, I could get behind it, but Zombie chick-lit is beyond gay.

I was trying to upgrade the system a couple of weeks ago and inadvertently fouled up everything. Now I’ve unfouled it.

Now I just need something worth writing about.

Holy hannah, they do exist!

Why couldn’t this have happened five years ago? Stupid network execs, giving her those doomed-to-failure TV shows. They’re the ones that are responsible for her shirt staying on all these years, filling her bosoms with false hope that they’d never have to reveal themselves. At least, not unless it’s important to the character, in a really respectable film. Or perhaps your well starts running dry on that last stretch to 30, and a third-rate director offers you a part in his latest shitty horror/drama.

Fun fact: her brother is in this movie. I’m going to let my mind wander on that for a bit.

The handiest recipe you’re likely to come across in your entire life.

Really well done video crafting the highlights of The Dark Knight, and pointing out why the film deserves multiple nods at this years Oscars. Suffice to say, it will be an uphill battle. Remember Shakespeare in Love beat out Saving Private Ryan.

Ahh yes, nothing says nutrition like jizm

Seriously, who the fuck buys this?