Category: News

If you’re into the politically loudmouthed yet still musically bearable stylings of Radiohead, you’ll probably be interested in the 8 new (live) songs that were released over the weekend. Enjoy them, gratis.

Apparently there wasn’t a decent (and by decent, I apparently mean non-labia shots) gallery of Jenna Jameson over at SOTD. This has now been fixed.

I apologize for this grievous oversight.

Grievous.

Be frustrated for a few minutes with this puzzle, just like I was.

Shift + Click to rotate the pieces.

Elin Grindemyr was made famous by a Swedish magazine called Slitz. No, that’s not a joke. Neither are those tits of hers.

Bonus: she probably doesn’t even speak English. And even incessant nagging might sound pleasant if it came from a chick who’s sole dialect sounded like sexy gibberish.

New Pirates Of The Caribbean 2 trailer. Looks to be more of the same, which is fine by me. Whatever gets the actual Pirates ride at Disneyland open sooner…

Oh and here’s the English Casino Royale trailer, for those of you who don’t hate Daniel Craig enough to dismiss this film entirely.

Man oh man, I can’t get enough of that Joanna Krupa and her mystical funbags.

There’s a new photoshoot of her from the latest Maxim in there, I highly suggest you check it out at work, with the lights dimmed low, and a glass of fine Port in front of you. Because if you can’t enjoy your work, why the fuck do you want to be there?

Oh shit son, it’s new Superman Returns trailer time, and it has daddy very, very horny.

Kevin Spacey as Luthor is fan-fucking-tastic. And regarding any people who have issues with the pretty obviously gay crew (Supes/Lex/director) I say fuck you. If they pull this off and make a decent flick, I don’t care if they’re in a buttfucking conga line at the premiere. Besides, it just gives cynics something else to mock, and considering all of the internet sensetivity regarding Christover Reeve, I’d say having a faggot Supes is just adding fuel to the fire. Be thankful, see the flick, rejoice with me.

…unless it sucks, in which case, I smell a hate crime coming on.

Next-gen technology, sweet lighting demos, and the occasional bodily fluids joke. Now that’s what I call a tech demo.

Wii need more cowbell.

X-3 Danger Room footage, or so it would seem. The forced humor has Ratner written all over it. The CGI has “cheap Thai slave labor” written all over it as well, mind you. But still, it’s kinda neat to see ahead of time. …if you’re drunk.

Oh and by the way, Megaupload fucking sucks. Just before the countdown button reaches zero, the site pops an ad over that space. So if you’re like me, browsing off screen while waiting, you come back to find that real estate totally gone. Pay attention to where the countdown is, and [X] out the non-popup popup that covers it. Then you’re good to go.

Denise Richards has been all over the news lately, what with her accusations about Charlie Sheen and her frolicking (with clothes, damn her) with Richie Sambora. Now Sheen has been fighting fire with the best kind of fire: the subversive kind. If he can chip away at her credibility enough, he might just come out as the hero in this whole thing. If that’s the case, we may as well enjoy the Denise of today, before she has to do softcore porn flicks to survive.

… I feel bad for wanting Charlie to win now.