Category: News

I haven’t watched an episode of “The O.C.” all season, because… well frankly because Floyd’s massive projector broke down. Still, we’re all plotting to sit around and enjoy the excellently absurd show with the appropriate drinking rules once the DVD comes out. And I will repeatedly salivate over Rachel Bilson just like everyone else.

Please, someone convince her to do softcore. Topless. Anything. Please. Soon.

English The Official US Language

Lamar AlexanderThe Senate voted 63 to 34 to establish English as the national language and require all government operations be conducted in English unless there was specific exemption in the law.

“To make this land of immigrants truly one country, we must have and honor our national language, our common language, and that language is English,” said Lamar Alexander.

I can only imagine the shitstorm in the morning. It’d be nice if this were actually able to be enforced, but it’s a fair start.

Somebody lost their job over that one. Speaking of which…

Crazy-ass Weatherman – I’ve seen this dude before, but Bongy filled me in on his latest exploits.

That cute little french chick from Amelie is going to be in The DaVinci Code, which might be the first flick I actually see in theaters this year.

…God it’s been a sad year for movies. Anyway, on to Audrey Tautou…

I heard that she’s going to quit acting because she’s been getting “too famous.” I wonder if that chick who played Nadia in the American Pie flicks also feels that her “star power” is burning too brightly?

Remember the Bundy Creedo:

Hooters, hooters, yum yum yum.
Hooters, hooters, on a girl that’s dumb.

Keeley Hazell and her fabulous mamms just graced FHM in the UK, and… wow.

In case of a water landing, I’m grabbing Keeley and holding on for dear life.

Skype Offers Free Calls To All Landlines/Mobiles In US/Canada

Yes. It is really very, very free. There’s no prepayment, no minimum use, no subscription, no monthly fee, no nothing. You just download and install Skype and then you start calling. Both the caller and the number called must be in either the US or Canada. There are no strings attached.

The only condition is that we have said free SkypeOut within the US and Canada is guaranteed to last until the end of this year — that is, until December 31, 2006. We’re not quite sure yet what we will do after that. Maybe we extend the free period, maybe not. You’ll hear more about this towards the end of the year.

The Xbox 360 has been modified to play backups. Now you can burn legitimate and above all legal copies of your already purchased 360 games and have backups forever, because that’s what people do with this technology! Hooray!

The grand canyon skywalk is… insane.

Step out onto the new Skywalk, and only a few sheets of glass will stand between you and a 15-second free-fall to the bottom of the Grand Canyon.

Set to open late this year, this horseshoe-shaped footbridge (commissioned by the Hualapai Indian tribe, which owns the land) will jut 65 feet from the cliff edge and suspend 3,800 feet above the canyon floor, a height more than twice that of the world’s tallest skyscraper.

I’ve never been, but next year it’s going to be a must. This thing might have made ditching Joe Dirt a little easier.

Wow. You’ve gotta love when a chick like Christina Aguilera feels the need to revive her career a little bit. In excellent “remember me?” fashion, she’s graced the pages of GQ wearing nothing but a white sheet and her hands. Fantastic.

This tactic would definitely have the opposite effect if say, Britney Spears gave it a shot. Every time she makes another appearance it just makes me chuckle to think that the Family Guy parody of her, legless from diabetes, will more than likely come to fruition.

A dark day dawns, a cloud of evil looms, and the fourth seal of the apocalypse has been broken. And lo, I looked, and saw that Joan Rivers did something to make me appreciate her existence… and I was frightened. I was frightened.

Somebody hold me. If I can’t hate Joan with 100% of my existence, then this world truly is dead.