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I’ve always liked Kylie Minogue. Not for her singing career, obviously, as I can’t name a single song from her portfolio. I’ve always had a thing for her excellent little Australian body. It’s sad that she had to go through the whole breast cancer debacle, but she seems to be on the recovery trail. So take a look back with me, internet lovers, and appreciate a time when all was well in the land down under.

I love how her sister has been media-whoring herself around (or at least, that’s what the media portrays) after her sister’s struggle. Yeah, poor Danni. Hard to be the one who, you know, didn’t get cancer.

From: Warzin
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I would love to know how this is possible. Somebody please inform me, and I will post it here. Right here. This spot. See this area here? We’re reservin’ this occular real estate for DEALS, bitch.

If you vaguely recognize Zita Gorog, then you’ve probably paid close attention to the Underworld series. If this is true, I pity you. I only recognize her as that nice set of tits that I posted as SOTD that one time. …or this time. Whatever.

I’m so angry at all of the questions at the end of Lost, I can barely get turned on by this fine specimen.

Barely, but still successfully.

So they give us one fucking answer, and 80 freaking new questions.

So… so angry.

Elena Santarelli is some Italian sports show host, which probably means that the only sport she knows anything about is soccer. So basically, she’s useless in any kind of verbal capacity. Although hearing her talk dirty in Italian might make for a good time.

I don’t remember seeing anything close to this while I was in Italy. Just your average every day chicks, and the occasional really hairy broad. Lies, lies, and damned lies!

You lucky bastards. Thanks to my complete laziness yesterday (we’ll get to that) you get not one, but TWO slices today. Try not to asplode.

First up on the roster is Amber Smith.

Amber here has been a model since the tender age of 16. She has now moved on to the admirable B-movie nudie chick milieu, and I can’t thank her enough.

FFVII burger joint, as done by Robot Chicken. Those fuckers are actually starting to get on the ball this season.

Well crap in a hat and make me wear it to dinner, Katherine Heigl finally got naked in a movie? Why was I not informed of this as soon as the footage hit the editing bay? Someone must pay for this.

Oh, and in case you were wondering, the flick is called Side Effects, and it features her… side boobs. I don’t know how else to put it really, as you don’t get to see the puppies full-on. But you do see nipple, and that’s a step up from the no-nipple we’ve been forced to endure over the years. Maybe if we’re good, we’ll get some sort of Wild Things style topless lesbian romp by the time we’re sixty.

Sony’s Reeves: We Don’t Even Need Games To Sell This Bitch

When Sony Computer Entertainment Europe CEO David Reeves admits that “key launch titles” will slip into 2007 he also admits that to Sony, it doesn’t really matter what ships at launch.

“We have built up a certain brand equity over time since the launch of PlayStation in 1995 and PS2 in 2000 that the first five million are going to buy it, whatever it is, even it didn’t have games,” Reeves told Computer and Video Games in an interview. During the same interview, Reeves admits that Heavenly Sword, Motorstorm and Formula One will all see release in early 2007 within the PS3 “launch window.” Insomniac’s gritty World War II shooter (with aliens) Resistance: Fall of Man will be there at launch according to Reeves.

You know what, he’s totally right. I mean after all, Nintendo ran the market for two straight generations, and when the N64 debuted it dominated the… oh wait. Well how about Atari when they released… oh…. well it certainly couldn’t happen with Sony. The PS3 has motion sensors in the controls! Motion! Sensors!

In all seriousness though, the PS3 will probably sell by the assload, in Japan at the very least. Unfortunately for the big S, they’re going to need some sort of killer app to get purchasing dollars from their key demographics. I still haven’t bought an Xbox 360, not for lack of disposable income, but because there’s nothing on it that I need to play. But the Wii has already impressed me enough that I’ll be holding a presell ticket on launch day, by which point I’m sure I’ll own the aforementioned Microsoft hardware. I can’t say for sure that I need a PS3 at launch, and that’s the first time I’ve felt this way for a Sony game console. Ever.

Who would have guessed a month ago that public interest in the US would have swayed this drastically?

OK… so that’s it for X-Men 3. Time to send some monkeys to tear Ratner’s eyes out of his sockets and insert them into his anus so he can see something comparable to the kind of shit he’s been forcing us to endure over the years.

They obviously cut the bit where he’s supposed to add “bitch,” but you get the idea. Good God almighty, is this going to be terrible.

Speaking of terrible, this Aquaman preview smells about as bad as a rank Atlantean pussy.