There are new pics of Summer Altice up over at SOTD. Her ass flabbergasts me. I can’t think of another word that accurately describes my feelings towards her caboose, all that really springs to mind is a series of lewd gestures that would get me thrown out of most respectable establishments.
I have to go hump some sort of inanimate object for a bit, you understand.
Slice Of The Day: Mischa Barton
by Sharkey on July 17, 2006 @ 8:22 pm
You’ve got to appreciate the excellence that is a well-timed nipple slip. Say what you will about the intrusiveness of the paparazzi, those fuckers have catching nipple slips down to a science. Speaking of which, there’s a nice one of Mischa Barton up right now. Not perfect, but it kind of helps when you consider what an uppitty bitch she is.
No well bred British chick would ever model her linguistic skills after Paris Hilton. Paris can’t even suck a dick properly. Why would you trust what comes out of her mouth if she doesn’t know what to do with whatever you put into it?
I Dunno, Vengeance Is Pretty Sweet…
by Sharkey on @ 2:32 pm
The bright side is, Chappelle’s Show will never have the chance to jump the shark.
That’s The D Talkin’
by Sharkey on @ 11:22 am
Watch the first 25 minutes of A Scanner Darkly.
Bongweasel saw it, says it’s pretty excellent. The book is fantastic, and this excerpt gives me high hopes for Linklater’s vision of the flick.
iSuck
by Sharkey on July 16, 2006 @ 4:35 pm
Glad to know that I’m not the only one who finds these commercials annoying. Shame really, since Justin Long is a pretty funny guy. I hate to associate him with such a douchebag image.
PSPlinko!
by Sharkey on July 13, 2006 @ 7:47 pm
There’s not really going to be Plinko on the PSP. God doesn’t like us that much. But we do get this bit of excellent news, which really revs my engine.
Welcome to 2.71, oh wait you haven’t updated yet? That won’t matter anymore with the latest release of Devhook 0.44 Booster has enabled emulation of the full PSP 2.71 firmware via Devhook which can run on your 1.50 PSP. This amazing update will finally allow you to run Flash on your PSP (flash 6) not to mention the full support of all 2.71 features and games. What a trip. Thankfully with developers like Booster, the PSP community can rest assured that our 1.50 PSP’s will be “feature friendly” and compatable with everything that Sony currently has to offer… at least until the next firmware update…
Fanfuckingtastic. Like I need something else to keep me from posting.
Slice Of The Day: Gisele Bundchen
by Sharkey on July 11, 2006 @ 11:02 pm
Who doesn’t love a nice eyeful of the delectible Gisele Bundchen? Gay people, that’s who. And you’re not one of them gays, are you? Are you? ARE YOU?
…except for Baaron. And maybe my cousin, but we haven’t confirmed that yet.
Speaking of gay people, what the shit is this all about? (thanks Bongy)
A leaflet distributed in several neighborhoods in Jerusalem offered NIS 20,000 to anyone who kills participants in the International Gay Pride Parade scheduled to take place in Jerusalem next month.
Look, sexuality doesn’t even come into play in this matter. Gay, straight, black, white, martian… if somebody pays me the equivalent of $5K US for killing anonymous douchebags in another country, my only question is “How much is a fucking plane ticket?!?”
Microsoft Outgays Apple
by Sharkey on @ 7:56 pm
I don’t care how fucking cool the device is, it can suck my dick and cook my dinner for all I care. I am not carrying around something called the “Zune”.
Now if it sucks my dick and plays with the balls, I’ll consider it.
God Does Like Me!
by Sharkey on July 10, 2006 @ 1:34 pm
Natalie Portman had better not be teasing us like that Closer debacle. She has yet again decided to shed her clothes on film.
The film is a historical drama which focuses on the revered artist Francisco Goya. Portman plays the artist’s muse, who becomes wrapped up in a controversy after being accused of being a heretic by a Monk. Portman will appear nude during the movie’s torture scenes.
My wang remains skeptically optimistic.
…vertically skeptically optimistic.
Slice Of The Day: Lindsay Lohan
by Sharkey on @ 11:36 am
New Lindsay Lohan gallery from GQ, and it looks like the girl put down the blow and ate a ham sammitch for once, because her boobs are back! Sweet merciful Christmas, it is a good day.
*sigh*
Memories. Now if she’d influence the Olsen Twins to have a panini and ditch the hobo-wear, I’d declare a national holiday and we could all go home for the afternoon. I can do this. Don’t question it.