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Tijuana Cops’ Guns Confiscated, Replaced W/Slingshots

The police department has issued about 60 slingshots to officers in the violent border city of Tijuana, where soldiers confiscated police weapons two weeks ago on allegations of collusion with drug traffickers.

Municipal police spokesman Fernando Bojorquez said Monday that the slingshots, along with bags of ballbearings, were given to officers patrolling areas of the city visited by tourists. Tijuana’s police force of 2,000 officers has been without guns since Jan. 5, but some patrol alongside armed state police.

Awesome. Tijuana is already well known for the safety and security of tourists. Now it’s going to be like Candyland, but instead of candy, there’s robbery, murder, and rape.


Speaking of which, does anyone want to take a trip down there? Sounds like much more fun than going down there just to buy cheap fireworks and chiclets.

Nobody Puts Baby In An Oven!

2 Comments on Nobody Puts Baby In An Oven!

by Sharkey on January 22, 2007 @ 6:27 pm

The story is pretty fucked up, but I only posted it so I could use that title.

A woman was charged with aggravated child abuse for putting her baby in an oven, turning it on and leaving her apartment after fighting with her boyfriend, police said.

The oven had not gotten hot enough to burn the child, whose age was not immediately available.

At least she’s efficient, as Indian folk are known to be. If you’re not going to keep the baby, you may as well put it to good use.

So who wins today? We’ve got two sets of sunbathing starlets (oooh, alliteration!) so they’re both going to be your slice of the day. But who’s set of pics reigns supreme today? Is it Mena Suvari, with her toplessness? Or is it Jessica Biel and her ass of excellence? Choose, but choose wisely. For while the true slice gives life… the false one… will take it from you.

Just like in Willow, the true answer is yourself. Go forth and spread the word, Peck.

*Give the SOTD server a minute. I dunno what they’re doing wrong over there, but its annoying to me too.

Mena Suvari Sunbathing Topless

Jessica Biel Sunbathing