They Mostly Go Good With Butter… Mostly.

by on February 14, 2007 @ 12:45 am

Poor PinchyToday is a day for love, my internet concubine. And on this day I will make sweet occular snuggles with your eyesockets. Unless of course you are blind, and use one of those internet reader devices. In which case I must apologize, because you’re going to get an earful’s worth of messy code prior to your auditory rape.

I present to you something excellent, even for someone who doesn’t eat most seafood (like yours truly) there can be some sort of pleasure derived from the Lobster Skinning Machine.

It’s like the fucking baby aliens from Alien got shucked, de-acidificated, and served with some whipped butter and a baked potato.