Category: News

Thanks to everyone who clued me in to the broken comments form. You can now leave all the feedback that your little heart desires.

…unless I ban you. Then it’ll be like nothing changed.

Tomorrow night we’ve got some ladies coming over to watch the final episode of this season of “Beauty and the Geek.” While some of these girls are hot, I must concede the fact that they do consist of my girlfriend and her friends, who will occupy my couch while the rest of us drink ourselves stupid at the bar and try to forget the cackling that goes on in the living room. Thankfully, the show has chicks like Jennylee Berns… who was hot and stupid and succeptible to nerd charms. My favorite attributes, minutes unconscious, all rolled into one.

I’m quite sure that Ashton Kutcher has that whole show scripted and set up from the start… which makes me really mad when you consider the fact that Cecille was allowed on that show. If you’re going to make a chick the villain, make her hot. please.
  

Your slices of the day are mildly split up. One, because you’ve got the real slice… Megan Hauserman. She’s the winner of “Beauty and the Geek” this season, and she was a Playboy Cyber Girl. Which means that she got naked but never actually appeared in the magazine. She does, however, appear in her gallery. So enjoy that.

The other slice is Andrea Ciliberti, who was Miss Missouri USA 2005, yet has a remarkably lacking stable of photos online… or at least SOTD seems to think so. Submit some more photos if you have them.

There are still a few chicks from that show waiting to grace your pupils, from what I understand, so stick around.

This is nowhere near as hot as when Natalie Portman did it. (Thanks Billy Ray for being the first to email me about it)

Natalie had that slightly hot concentration camp kind of look to it. Britney has the fat, slutty and washed up actress begging for attention look to her. Not as pleasant, in my opinion. See more of the madness over at the Britney Spears gallery.

Britney shaved her fucking head

Bongweasel told me that today’s PBF was genius, and he was correct.

Billy Ray tried to send me the infamous (and old) Leeroy Jenkins video yesterday, which he insisted that I post. He also sent me this skydiver surviving a parachute-less plummet to the ground, which is slightly more up-to-date.

That poor bastard is going to walk funny, talk funny, and look funny for the rest of his life. And that is not funny.

…OK, that was a lie. But this is Valentines Day, the day of lies… and low self-esteem for women worldwide.