Category: News

As if the world doesn’t have enough creepy mutants in it. India has to add one more.

I swear, that guys shorts are a pair of Pampers Pull-ups.

So we’ll finally get those License To Drive and Double-O Kid sequels that we’ve all been dying to see?

This is fucking trippy. (de Bongweasel)

The internet is boring this week, so here are the few things that have registered as a blip on my radar thus far.

• Check out these amazing gaming prints. Featuring some bitchin’ Super Mario Bros and Katamari art. Speaking of Mario Bros, I’m also quite smitten (yeah, smitten fucker. what of it?) with this Chomp Chain headwear, despite the unsmittening woman wearing it.
• Cheeseburger In A Can. God damn that’s gross.
• Speaking of gross, check out Liv Tyler’s sister Mia Tyler, naked. Not safe for work, or people who want to retain their ocular virginity.
• To make up for that, how about Miley Cyrus in her underwear. I told Captain Terror that I’d Hannah Mount-ana her, and felt ashamed of myself immediately. Not for lusting after a 16-year-old, but because the pun was just awful. Awful.
• Woman arrested after crowbar slips out of her pants. We really don’t need to read the rest of the story, further elaboration on that title can only serve as a disappointment.

One more thing: I’m thoroughly exhausted with the current run of Burger King ads, mainly because they are a complete fucking fantasy. If your average person had the great misfortune of having to eat at BK, and was told that the chain had discontinued the Whopper®, odds are that the person in question would respond with “Oh good, did you replace it with something edible?”

Real sensitive.

Also, I like that Terry Gilliam bloke. He’s adaptable, if nothing else.

FaaQ pointed me towards the lost “24” pilot from 1994.

Kind of reminds me of downloading porn at a buddy’s house on his 14.4 baud modem back around ’94. We’d queue it up on some BBS to download a couple of pictures, walk to the nearby Mexican place for lunch, then come back a couple of hours later to salivate over his new acquisitions. That was how I was introduced to the concept of disturbing fetishes, of which he had many, whereas I had previously assumed that the only fetish was for naked girls. I’d love to go back and comfort little 14-year-old Sharkey, and tell him to prepare, because things were only going to go downhill from that point forward. *sigh* So many things that we can never unsee.

I don’t normally like to talk religion on this site, because frankly your beliefs are your own damned business and I frankly don’t care enough to listen. Everyone can believe whatever they want, as long as they keep it out of my face. Same goes for me. But every once in awhile, people deserve some serious mocking. And regardless of their religion, I am obliged to do so.

“You are banned. You are not a Christian for Christians don’t accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian.”

“Sorry but scientists have just shown that mice DNA is more similar to humans than human DNA. So would evolutionists then declare that humans came from mice? Probably. That’s because most people can’t think for themselves and are confused about reality. That’s why they believe anything scientists say.”

“But think about it, who is smart enough to write the Holy Bible? The answer, no one. How could people back then have written words with such intellegence? We were not very educated back then, we all know. So tell me, how could people back ages ago could have written the bible?”

Hit the link for many, many amazing pearls of wisdom.

Holy Hannah, Heath Ledger was just found dead in his NYC apartment. (Thanks as usual to Bongy)

Heath Ledger was found dead at 3:26 pm this afternoon,” a police spokesperson said, saying he was found in his residence in the posh district of Soho. “We don’t know the cause of the death.”

The entertainment website TMZ said Heath was discovered by a maid in his bed in his Manhattan apartment, adding that “law enforcement sources … believe it was not a crime.”

The newspaper quoted officials as saying pills were found near the body, but gave no further details.

Wow. Two of my girlfriend’s childhood crushes in about a week’s timespan. That’s a damn shame, I actually liked Heath Ledger. At least he got to finish up his work on The Dark Knight which will probably be his last film release. Unfortunately I don’t think that filming had wrapped on Terry Gilliam’s Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, so it looks like we’ll never see what would’ve happened there. Another “Man Who Killed Don Quixote” for Gilliam.

Since they found him naked with pills, you’d assume overdose or suicide. Such tragedy that talented actors keep dropping off while Steven Seagal is still alive and kicking… slowly and obesely kicking, but kicking nonetheless.

Do I think that the newly unveiled Macbook Air is sexy? Yes I do. Do I think it’s a reasonable to pay 2 grand after taxes for a laptop that is less powerful than my PC laptop purchased 2 years ago just because it is smaller and sexier? No I do not. And just to save any of my Mac using friends some time, before bringing this up to me, answer this question:

Oh, and no replaceable battery? Fuck you.

…and I saw it, and it was hideous.

FaaQ brought to my attention the fact that Harry Knowles, perhaps the world’s most visually (and olfactorily?) repellent webmaster, got married last year.

So is she mail order? What could possess a woman to want to callously possess that gargantuan pile of red hair and idiocy?