Category: News

Perry Bible Fellowship To End.

Nicholas Gurewitch is a cheap whore, who leads you on and then dumps your ass when you’re at your lowest. Ive never had it happen with a woman, but that man broke my heart. I will never love like that again.

and Obamamessiah becomes President, I will be marketing these for sale in the BAMF store.

Christina Ricci makes my black snake moan.

Even with the loss of her mega sized tittys and the regrettable trailerpark mom boob tattoo, shes still looking totally “I would sever a finger to bang you” hot.

I of course have to link to one of my favorite stories of all time.

It’s been a long time since the last slice of the day, so I may as well make it something good, right? How about celebrating those of us who have the day off by getting a nice look at Lindsay Lohan’s nipples? I thought so.

Those areolae are tiny.

You might also be interested in the new red-band Pineapple Express trailer, or you could be a complete dick who doesn’t have a soul.

That’s why you’re alone on Valentine’s Day, jerk.

Of course we have all seen how the good muslims of al Qaeda and their various splinter groups have treated their hostages in the past. Danny Pearl and Nick Berg both lost their heads, Theo Van Gough got a knife the the chest, and many others have been maimed and mutilated.

Well now we can add being burned alive to the list. Remember, shouting “god is great” while pushing a guy into a pit full of open flames is a surefire ticket to pussy in the afterlife.

Now you do too.

Link: sevenload.com

And because I can.