The Sheriff Is Near

by on March 21, 2008 @ 2:00 pm

I must say that I’m a big fan of where Obama would steer this country were he to be elected President of the United States. No, I haven’t jumped on his or any liberal bandwagon. From a political standpoint he doesn’t make much sense as the leader of this nation, although I do dig on any (mildly) black liberal talking shit on the welfare system. It’s just that deep down I believe that Barack Obama is the one guy on this planet who can lead us to a future where Mel Brooks can make one more movie about uppity niggers before he dies.

Then we can all laugh… together.

Busted with her “little buddy”

by on March 11, 2008 @ 1:12 pm

Not only was she mega hot back in her day, seems like ol’ Mary Ann likes to ride the 4:20 express.

 Perhaps they should have called her Mary Jane. A surprise birthday party for Dawn Wells, the actress who played Mary Ann on “Gilligan’s Island,” ended with a nearly three-hour tour of the Teton County Sheriff’s Office and jail when the 69-year-old was caught with marijuana in her vehicle while driving home.

Gary Gygax fails saving throw vs mortality

by on March 4, 2008 @ 1:05 pm

MILWAUKEE – Gary Gygax, who co-created the game Dungeons & Dragons and helped start the role-playing phenomenon, died Tuesday morning at his home in Lake Geneva. He was 69.

I’m guessing the real cause of death was his review of the 4th Edition Rules. Alas, I must thank Mr. Gygax for sticking me with a nerdy addiction that lasted me well into my Sophomore year of High School. I got my first D&D Basic set in 1982 and my friends and I were hooked from that point on.