It’s really fascinating what fame, fortune, and a white trash upbringing can do to a gal. Especially when that gal is Britney Spears.
As if the satan-possessed, clean shaven (multiple ways), rehab-bouncing mother of two couldn’t have any more emotional duress, it seems that there’s more wood to throw on the fire.
Things are about to go from bad to worse in the saga of Britney Spears. While the beleagured pop princess is holed up in rehab, celeb snipers are bidding on pics of the fading star’s bare behind.
The asking price for the shots – which show Britney playing dress-up with two dancers at New York’s nightclub One Feb. 12 – currently hovers at $150,000.
But even more damaging is video footage that may follow – Britney’s dancer buddies are telling friends that the club let them go when management discovered a security video of them doing some serious partying with the mother of two.
Does Ladbrokes offer some sort of Britney package yet? Like odds on when she’s going to lose custody of the kids, or at what point we’ll see her mommy bags in full-on grotesque glory? These days are coming, and I really, really don’t want to fucking see it. Yet like a reality show (the new phrase to replace “train wreck”) we cannot turn away.
I say tits in 5 weeks, legal document stating her diminished or non-existant custody of the children within 8 months, btw. Who’s buyin?
In case you haven’t heard the news about the aforementioned anticipated takeover of the Take-Two board, we’re here to fill you in. So, what does the future bring for Take-Two?
The investors that own about 46% of Take-Two’s shares are planning to fill the board with new personnel at the board meeting on March 23, a week before the official release of the GTAIV trailer. They want to fire CEO Paul Eibeler and bring Strauss Zelnick of ZelnickMedia, former president of 20th Century Fox and BMG Entertainment, to replace him as a non-executive chairman of the new board. The motivation behind this is caused by the Hot Coffee scandal and backdated stock options involving former CEO Ryan Brant. Take-Two’s stock suffered from the associated legal fees totaling more than $6 million.
In a press release today, Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc. announced financial results for its first quarter ended January 31, 2007. The results show that net revenue is up and net loss is down as well as decreased operating expenses. The company is showing gains from the release of NBA?2K7 and releases of GTA: LCS for PS2 and GTA: SA for the PS2 in Japan.
The importance of this news is that those close to and inside the company expect the shareholder change to happen successfully, and we must think of what that will mean for Take-Two’s future and its developers. Some shareholders believe Take-Two will go on strong with new leadership, and others think Take-Two will be sold off. The idea of the acquistion of Take-Two comes from potential bidders such as UbiSoft, Activision, Bono’s Elevation Partners, and Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp. One company not bidding is Microsoft, for the simple fact that acquiring a third-party publisher means a huge loss of revenue (the money from sales on all consoles would be lost due to being developed only for the Xbox 360). Whether the shareholder group sells the company or rebuilds it, we don’t know yet. Investors seem to think the anticipated takeover is a good thing.
Strictly speaking, how will this takeover affect the GTA series, if at all? Do you think it will impact GTA IV, which is set to release a trailer at the end of this month? Voice your thoughts in this thread.
Sorry for the delay… Here are the best of February! Each of these winners gets $250, a t-shirt and an award certificate.
TOP FIVE MOVIES:
1. What is Love?
2. Super Mario bros Z ep 5
3. – The Nail –
4. Is This What You Want?
5. Akira the Don – Hypocrite
TOP FIVE GAMES:
1. The Impossible Quiz
2. NGAP Radio
3. Boxhead: More Rooms
4. Hewitt
5. BotArena3
RUNNER-UP MOVIES:
6. Phoenix Wrong: Lawgasm
7. What it’s Like in Japan
8. Valentine ’29
9. Cuboy Ep.1
10. The Camel Spider
11. Power Star 3
12. NG: People Are Strange
13. New Dubya-Doo Movies 2
14. Burnt Toast Man: Hot Date
15. Phoenix Wrong Triple Take
16. NG: Food Chain
17. :: Squirrel Songs III ::
18. Toonimated Shorts
19. Nobodies Shorts #6
20. Stomach Ache
RUNNER-UP GAMES:
6. Pandemic: EoM
7. Retron
8. Mobile Weapon
9. Rings and Sticks
10. Bee Dodger
Um, yeah.
Don’t know about the bullshit bot entries, but here’s the line for Britney…
BRITNEY FINISHES REHAB 10:1
BRITNEY RECEIVES SOME TOUGH LOVE SPEECH FROM COURTNEY LOVE 3:1
BRITNEY LOSES HER KIDS WITHIN THE YEAR 3:1
BRITNEY GETS PILLED UP AND CROAKS THIS YEAR 2:5
BRITNEY BECOMES CELEBRITY FUCK HOLE AT THE BUNNY RANCH-AGE 35 15:1
BRITNEY JOINS $CIENTOLOGY 2:1
I just wanna know how the bots got past the spam protection…
I don’t know, I guess I’m on the fence. I mean she’s hit the wall hard. She’s gone bat-shit fucking insane…..do I really want to see her pink parts? Especially knowing someone hacked into them with a scalpel, and she shaves the snatch with a dull sickle.
I would actually rather see her in some badly lit low quality homemade porn than high res stills of the tits and pooter, in my opinion. That’s about the only thing that would save guys from wretching violently at this point.
So, um, are you going to update ever, or just do this once a week crap that’s been going on for like, the last six months?
Hey EVANDER — if I were you I wouldn’t be dissing at Sharkey. Sharkey will update when he’s good and ready. You don’t want to piss off Sharkey. I remember this one time when we were growing up and I went over to his house in sixth grade for a sleepover and he forced his dad at gunpoint to ram this huge knife in my ear. And he did that just for fun and he wasn’t even pissed off at me. So just imagine what he would have done if he was actually pissed off.
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Man, remember when this site was updated more than once a week? What glorious days those were.
Sharkey has left the building.
i remember when we had like 4 posts a day of sweet goodness, now is once every two weeks and usually stuff about Britney like anyone cares