Better Save That Placenta For Dinner

Wasn’t there a story just like this a few weeks ago? When is a woman going to have one in a Port-O-Let, because that’s just about the only thing more vile than being birthed onto the floor of the fucking subway.

42-year-old Braintree woman gave birth to a baby boy while standing on an inbound Red Line train yesterday morning, refusing help from stunned passengers who heard her moan and seconds later looked down to find her baby on the floor.

After leaving the train and heading for the stairs up to the station’s main lobby, witnesses said, the placenta fell to the platform. Judge turned around, grabbed the afterbirth, put it in her shoulder bag, and headed upstairs.

”She just literally picked it up with her hand and put it in some kind of bag she was carrying, and this was in mid-stride … It was the craziest thing I’ve ever seen,” said Robert Busby, of Weymouth.

Get a few drums of Malthion X handy, we’re going to crop dust all of the Motel 6’s in the country, Tom Bodett be damned.

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

5 comments

  1. YesYes, yes there was. Is this just an old recycled story that they were late on, or did the same damn thing happen again? That’s fucked up….maybe it’s a glitch in the Matrix?

  2. Re: It’s the same story, Shark. Last line of the article reads: This story ran on page A1 of the Boston Globe on 7/31/2003.

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