Bolt sent me an e-mail simply titled “YES!” , which contained a link to excellent news for beer lovers (aka: alkies) everywhere: German brewery Klosterbraueri Neuzelle has invented an anti-aging beer. If this is true, I think we should all get together and forgive them for the Holocaust. My Jewish buddies will understand, I mean c’mon, this would repay the debt far more than any reparations ever could.
Klosterbraueri Neuzelle, a former monastery brewery in Neuzelle, Germany, says it has developed a beer named Bathbeer that is designed to slow the aging process. The beverage contains vitamins, minerals and an algae called spirulina.
The beer, which is expected to be introduced this week, claims to provide rejuvenation through either drinking or dabbing on the skin. In addition to Germany, it will be released in the United States, Poland and South Korea.
Why would anyone rub the shit on their skin? That’s like if a magic genie popped a naked and horny Keira Knightley in front of your bald ass, said that your hair would grow back if you had gratuitous sex with her or if she patted your head, and you opted for the pat. What are you, a fucking idiot? I’m frankly disgusted at the hypothetical choice you would make. Chug the beer, bang the limey, and live a good life.
Pat on the head, ugh. You make me sick.
*uNf*I’d bang Keira like she came with a replacement mylar head.Then I grab a sandwich, and have another go at it.
…Drinking it will probably turn you into a fetus or some shit like that.
No no you dont get it…The point is, when your in such a drunken stuper and you spill your beer all over yourself, you still reap the rewards!
Where’s the Nicotine?No anti aging beer would be complete without a dash of nicotine.http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=pubmed&dopt=Abstract&list_uids=15545014According to this, nicotine keeps the ethanol from rotting your brain cells.It’s just the next logical step folks./just a messenger