Because We’ve All Got Drinking Problems

Hey, how about 263 pounds of water for $35 bucks, delivered? No, I’m not reselling Sparkletts, it’s just another fun “stick-it-to-Office-Depot-even-though-they’ve-done-nothing-to-me” bargain. I find it excruciatingly funny that the 263 lbs. of water is going to be hauled upstairs tomorrow.

*Looks around already cramped house, searching for a spot to place 240 bottles of water*

It’s clear to me now that I have not completely thought this order through. However, I am getting bottles of water for .14 cents apiece. And some delivery guy is going to want to beat the shit out of me. Oh happy Thursday, why can’t you be today?

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By Sharkey

I run bamf.

5 comments

  1. FurtherAfter he brings it up, say there was a mistake and have him haul it to your neighbours’ place.

  2. A mover’s opinionI hate to shit on your parade but it’s not that much work. Figure 20 bottles to a pack, 2 packs a trip. Thats only 6 trips. That’s only 10 minutes, less if he takes it in two trips with a dolly.

  3. Parade rained out?It’s a long fucking flight of stairs. With or without a dolly, its a pain in the ass to get anything up that death trap.

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