Because My DS Demands Tribute

Starfox Command DS Review

It’s got strategy and action elements, which makes me wonder if they’re listening at all. Give me Starfox for the SNES and Starfox for the N64 rolled into one radical explosion of gaming orgasm, spitting spermlike projectiles of mission-based goodness right into everyone’s faces. Mucking things up with land-based vehicles, getting out of the ships, and strategy… that’s a surefire way to piss me off. And when I get pissed off, my disposable income shifts heavily from the “games and dvds” arena to the “booze and strippers” section of the budget.

I’m still going to buy this though, because I have booze and a girlfriend, who is like a stripper, only more expensive.

Published
Categorized as News

By Sharkey

I run bamf.

3 comments

  1. kick @ssThey said it couldn’t be done.They said it wouldn’t be done.They said it shouldn’t be done.They doubted it would ever be done….But it happened. It’s happened. The final episode of Arfenhouse is here to invade your internets and cause potential organ damage.This took forever. Totally. Words cannot describe how much work went into this and how many times I destroyed everything and started over

Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *