Author: Sharkey

More for the humor value than the non-existent boner value.

Good work, little one.

New Transformers trailer got leaked this morning. Special thanks to Billy Ray for the heads up. As you can see, the movie looks awesome… based on the fact that you see zero fucking percent of it in this teaser. Oh well.

Anybody have that pic of Bumblebee from the set? I saw it the other day, and figured we may as well have something that resembles what will actually be in the flick around here.

Alright. Lunch expunged, sink befouled, and I’m a little bit happier. So now on a slightly more positive note, let’s examine someone who I will be pleased to see in the buff. Namely, miss Michelle Marsh, of Page 3 fame.

Much better. I think I’m ready for a new lunch now. And by “new lunch” I of course mean “masturbatory work break.”

Oh God… why didn’t this happen like 6 years ago? Seeing a twice-preggified Britney Spears naked in Harper’s magazine just isn’t the way to start my day. It’s a way to end it, along with me jabbing sporks into my eyesockets to prevent the visions from recurring.

On that note, enjoy the pics.

So on that note, I’m going to go throw up a little in the sink and then be right back with you.

Myspacer Robbed By 14-Year Old Girls (thanks FaaQ)

Even better, the fucker didn’t have any money on him.

That is when two girls who were 14 and 15-years-old, approached him saying they knew Natalia, the girl he thought he’d be meeting. They also said they knew where he worked at what car he drove.

Now sensing something was wrong, he was ready to take off, but was stopped by a shocking discovery.

“[One of the girls] took [a] gun out and put it to my head and told me to empty my pockets.”

Haha, “shocking discovery.” I highly recommend reading this article for the writer’s ability alone. Based on the story, this guy gets shocked so often that I’m surprised that he didn’t keel over and die of a heart attack.

Oh and a word of advice to the rest of you, if you’re going to meet a chick off of the internet, be the one with the gun. Especially if she’s 14.

Super Mario World Room.

You could have some really oddly fucked up sex in that room.

Spider-Man 3 trailer. Bootleg, but who cares?

Oh, and some snakes on a mothafuckin’ plane.

As soon as she said the word “drool” I lost all ability to stiffify my wang for at least the next few hours. I think I’ll take a nap until this is rectified.

Jon Stewart on the House & Violent Video Games

Why the Hell did nobody laugh during that multimedia presentation?

[ Toshiba Unveils 1TB HD DVD Recorder ]

And it is fucking sexy.