I think everyone should take the Flaming Carrot’s advice and eat pie whenever the opportunity presents itself. For instance, I had a run-in with a hooker last week. I gave her twenty dollars and she gave me chlamydia. I think I got off easy (get it?!) in my opinion. Anyway, if you can’t don’t have a girlfriend or have access to disease-addled hookers, maybe these villainous motivational posters will help you get off your arse in search of the finer things in life. And by finer things, I mean the girls willing to go home with just about anybody when last call hits.

[Johnny Ramone dies at age 55]
Not another Ramone! So sad. Not to mention the fact that he endured FIVE YEARS of prostate cancer before he bought the farm. FIVE YEARS OUCH! You know that CJ, Marky and Tommy are looking over their shoulders these days. Poor sods.

I am sort of happy that Joey and Dee Dee will be joined upstairs by Johnny though. They will totally bring Rock ‘n’ Roll Radio to the man upstairs.

Peace on your Endless Vacation Johnny!

My pal Spiffie has made me a guest star in his latest comic.  I’m just a guy standing in line, but it’s still pretty damn cool if you ask me.  For those who don’t know, he is the guy that drew this this portrait of me.  Anyway, you should really check out his comic on a regular basis, because it is really quite funny and he has a new comic up 3 times a week.  Also, don’t forget to vote for his comic! 

VOTE EARLY VOTE OFTEN!!!

Please hit the vote link at least once people.

One of our 4um kiddies has his own web comic called Psychic Headache and he has it listed on some Top 50 website or some such crap.

GO VOTE FOR HIM NOW

After my buddy Saddam carved out his little niche on the web, I guess it was high time my other good pal, Kim Jong-Il did the same. He’s actually a pretty good guy with a pretty sharp wit. Don’t let him offer you any food though as it probably has doggy in it. Gross! Or possibly “Delicious!”, if you’re korean or some other dog-eating nationality.

I have decided to be lame by starting my own livejournal and doubly lame by spamming my LJ here on BAMF.

Also, if you like scams and pyramid schemes, go here.

As long as I’m doing all this spamming I might as well direct you to Roosh’s Denise Richards worship page. It’s no SOTD, but there’s still some good stuff on there.

By the way, if you didn’t like this post then I have two words for you. Go fuck yourself.

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In a sudden turn against the Gnome Liberation Front, a rebel group from Bartlett, IL have been apprehended and are awaiting trial on charges of liberating no less than 57 gnomes that were previously being held against their wills, forced into slave labor tending garden, gaurding newspapers, and taunting passerby. The two revolutionaries arrested, ages 15 and 16, are to be revered not just for their social maturity but also for their sheer tenacity at such a young age. No connection with Al-Queda or Hamas has been found, but curiously authorities from Bartlett continue to search for clues due to having nothing better to do.

Read the full story here.

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