Author: Orion

Alright, you’ve probably seen Bash.org (I’m King Of Old News^tm after all) but if you haven’t it’s fucking funny as all hell. This is one of my favorites, maybe moreso because Sharkey is the star….

[Kazz] Do vampires have anuses? Cause that’s why I wouldn’t let this kid invade a vampire’s anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don’t have anuses.
[Zaratustra] a vampire’s anus is present, but non-working.
[Zaratustra] like a network card without the appropriate driver.
[Kazz] Wow. You’re the biggest dork on Earth.
[Sharkey] And you’re DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.

….I wonder if Anus Shades are related to Ass Bandits?……

Another thing is that I’m in a new business venture that I’m keeping fairly quiet about, but at the same time I might stand to be making a ton of money soon. So I’m talking to Rosco and this is part of it

ORI0N37: seriously…. if it doesn’t get nerfed we’re gonna be pulling in 1k a week easy
SwankinRosco: /crosses fingers
ORI0N37: more as we buy more machines
ORI0N37: thanks
SwankinRosco: 1k each ?
ORI0N37: yes
ORI0N37: so in about 2 months i’m gonna drop 7k on a new alienware das uber machine with a 24″ flat screen plasma display monitor and have it like blow me while i’m playing or something
SwankinRosco: OMFG
SwankinRosco: i just spit bear all over
SwankinRosco: that was too funny
ORI0N37: heh
ORI0N37: alright you just made the rants page of bamf hehe
ORI0N37: gonna copy/paste that in a sec
SwankinRosco: SWEET
SwankinRosco: i’m a celebrity now!

Some people are easily amused. Granted, I’m usually one of them. /shrug.

I live in San Marcos now. It’s a suburb of Sandy Eggo. I have a friend on Texas, and she lives in San Marcos, too. She said that she lives in the evil San Marcos. Her zip code is _ _ 6 6 6. So, does that mean I live in the good San Marcos with a zip of _ _ 0 6 9? I think so.

I was in CompUSA yesterday (closest place to my house to buy a $10 EQ coaster – no further comment why) and saw a flyer for AOL and it read, 27 Million People Can’t Be Wrong! Alright, I’m not a very big history buff, but how many Germans were in Nazi Germany in World War II? Hell, maybe just Hitler’s army alone…. Can’t be wrong, eh?

I’m single again. It’s nice to be able to look at pie and not get yelled at. Not that the yelling stopped me, it was more of a nuisance than a deterrant.

Speaking of looking at pie, here are some nice ones imo.

Szeretlek (formerly of Cam Whores and formerly Animaculine) Although the fourth pic here is quite a nice one.

Jen Frickell doesn’t ever take her clothes off, but she doesn’t need to. She looks good 24/7.

Booty on Cam Whores. Current pics here – She is about the only reason I even look at CW any more (shrug).

Alright, maybe I went overboard on the links there, but the novelty of my “freedom” hasn’t worn off quite yet.

In case you were wondering about AA, I’m playing AA as [UoE]Orion these days. Also, if the site email doesn’t work, try this one. This is the addy that I’ve had stuff routed to for a while now.

Oh yeah, I watched Sour Grass last night at Cane’s. Show was amazing. Next month, the Dead Kennedy’s (!!!) are playing there on the 20th. I’m going to have to make it a point to go watch. I’m also going to have to make it a point to call the Alex’s in Finch and try to weasel my way into backstage passes for their upcoming shows with NFG.

Um, there was something else but I forgot it.